This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever said on Tumblr but my dash is literally nothing but Benedict right now.
“Your little elf friend is in it.” “Mom no.” “He’s fairly attractive. I can see why you like him.” “Yeah I know. Have you got to the part where he gets hot yet?” “Hmm…I’m not sure.” “Oh, you’ll know when it happens. Trust me.” “Okay,” she says in a disbelieving drawl. She’s in for a treat.
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?!?!? *breathes into paper bag, clutches damp wad of tissues*
How much do I hate myself today? Enough to read what will no doubt fuck me up for days or possibly for all time?
Yes, you do! Go write, for the love of God
I wish I could upload that story to AO3 so people could read it, it’s so good, but it’s book 5 in a series, so it’s not a stand alone. I was actually in the process or re-editing that series when SURPRISE Sherlock fandom struck. Hence why I haven’t touched it in a year. :(
Although I’m disgusted with what benedict said about fanfic I really wish he would have brought up the real problem with it. I’ve been reading and writing fanfic for the last two years and yesterday I ran into an issue I know many others have. I wanked too much and now I’m a bit sore. I think if…
Or reading fanfiction while at work! I don’t have the luxury of slinking off to the restroom whenever John uses the Captain Watson voice on Sherlock and drops the man to his knees like a hot brick. It’s simply too time consuming. We need to spread awareness on the real issues of fanfic. Clit burn and uncomfortable panty situation in public.