This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
Side note: They go fuckin’ ape shit for marshmallows.
I’m just imagining Michael Palin at this point.
Editor’s note: Maybe that’s why it’s a short story.
wearitcounts I told my vajayjay not to be turned on by this. Will yours succeed where mine has failed?
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mary Morstan
Additional Tags: Texting, Drugs, Angst, Awful Angst, Horrible Awful Angst, Pining Sherlock, POV Mary Morstan, mary is a bit not good, and by a bit I mean shes fucking evil, Episode: s03e03 His Last Vow
Sherlock sends 39 texts the night before John goes looking for Issac Whitney.
A thousand apologies for this one guys. I had a shitty night so this happened. I need an adult! Warning: Mary is evil in this one. If you can’t hang, I don’t recommend reading.
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You are seriously so sweet! I don’t think I’m all that awesome or much of a superstar, so thank you darling! *hugs*
You’re talking but all I hear is how awesome you are *accepts hugs but then also sweeps you into a tango dip*