brngrmln:

LOOK at this gorgeous independence day porn martythegirl drew that i have the glorious privilege of posting
i am so disappointed at the internet for providing absolutely nothing of this pairing but now it’s here

brngrmln:

LOOK at this gorgeous independence day porn martythegirl drew that i have the glorious privilege of posting

i am so disappointed at the internet for providing absolutely nothing of this pairing but now it’s here

image

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xoh xmy xgod

ladyavenal:

sherlockspeare:

(X)

Send help.

Will no one stop this man?

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xjesus h christ xwalk on xbc
timsenblue:

Captain America:The Winter Soldier,Sebastian Stan .Chris Evans。Bucky Barnes ,Steve Rogers(from)

timsenblue:

Captain America:The Winter Soldier,Sebastian Stan .Chris Evans。Bucky Barnes ,Steve Rogers(from)

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xhhhnnnngggggggg xfuuuuuck xstucky xart
Anonymous Parler:
Mary didn't shoot Sherlock
answered 2 hours ago @ 28 Jul 2014 with 199 notes via/source
x....... xwut
reblogged 2 hours ago @ 28 Jul 2014 with 84,011 notes via/source
xIve been laughing about this for days xmark ruffalo xbless your heart xone of us
ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

Side note: They go fuckin’ ape shit for marshmallows. 

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

Side note: They go fuckin’ ape shit for marshmallows. 

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xno joke xthey really are stoners

capitaldeath:

compassiontokill:

What Skyrim Looks Like When You’re Running 100 Mods At Once

x

Well, shit.

are you fucking serious

I would fall down the side of that mountain any day. Mroowr.

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 28 Jul 2014 with 77,836 notes via/source
xsexy skyrim graphics xyes please
downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Bringing this back because of new comments. 

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Bringing this back because of new comments. 

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xit still hurts xi remember romanticizing the 60's xthis is so bad xfucking youths
wtfbadromancecovers:

I’m just imagining Michael Palin at this point.
Editor’s note: Maybe that’s why it’s a short story.

wtfbadromancecovers:

I’m just imagining Michael Palin at this point.

Editor’s note: Maybe that’s why it’s a short story.

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x*spits drink* xthis xcomedic gold

ohawkguy:

[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]

chris evans:

image

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xaccurate xchris evans xboob menace

wearitcounts I told my vajayjay not to be turned on by this. Will yours succeed where mine has failed?

posted 16 hours ago @ 28 Jul 2014 with 1 note
xhave you seen this fucking trailer xits awful xbut he's so fucking hot xidris elba xwearitcounts

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mary Morstan
Additional Tags: Texting, Drugs, Angst, Awful Angst, Horrible Awful Angst, Pining Sherlock, POV Mary Morstan, mary is a bit not good, and by a bit I mean shes fucking evil, Episode: s03e03 His Last Vow
Summary:

Sherlock sends 39 texts the night before John goes looking for Issac Whitney.

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A thousand apologies for this one guys. I had a shitty night so this happened. I need an adult! Warning: Mary is evil in this one. If you can’t hang, I don’t recommend reading.

posted 16 hours ago @ 28 Jul 2014
xcheck myself before i fic rec myself xagain xdont read this xim trash
reblogged 1 day ago @ 27 Jul 2014 with 55,039 notes via/source
xbae xaubrey plaza

guixonlove replied to your post “guixonlove replied to your photoset It was an amazing fic! Everyone…”

You are seriously so sweet! I don’t think I’m all that awesome or much of a superstar, so thank you darling! *hugs*

You’re talking but all I hear is how awesome you are *accepts hugs but then also sweeps you into a tango dip*

posted 1 day ago @ 27 Jul 2014 with 2 notes
xguixonlove xalso I love your new icon
guixonlove replied to your photoset
It was an amazing fic! Everyone should read that piece of awesome!

YOU are awesome! 

posted 1 day ago @ 27 Jul 2014 with 2 notes
xguixonlove xexplodes into the sun xnothing hurts